[And then, at long last - a call. An actual, genuine call.
Or, to be more semantically correct? A voice message.]
Alph. Hey. Heya. [He sounds kinda...off. Maybe a bit less laid back, a bit less composed.] 'S me.
[Pause.
Yeah, so Sans has definitely consumed more than his fair share of alcohol tonight. That marks a first. It marks a first, and it weren't for any good kinda reason but - but that's beside the point. He's pretty sure it'd be sad and wrong to call up a bunch of kids while he's like this.
They hate him, anyway.
But Alphys - why's she still stickin' with him, huh? Why's she still here?
She's good people. That's why.]
'S Sans, [he drawls.] 'Sssss Sans. Sans the skeleton.
Heh heh.
Anyway. I just - wanted to call 'n see how you're doin'. You're a - you're a good pal. Y'know that, right? Y'know that you're a good pal? 'Cause I'm real bad at, at textin' you back sometimes and I want you t'know that it don't mean anything, yeah?
voice
Or, to be more semantically correct? A voice message.]
Alph. Hey. Heya. [He sounds kinda...off. Maybe a bit less laid back, a bit less composed.] 'S me.
[Pause.
Yeah, so Sans has definitely consumed more than his fair share of alcohol tonight. That marks a first. It marks a first, and it weren't for any good kinda reason but - but that's beside the point. He's pretty sure it'd be sad and wrong to call up a bunch of kids while he's like this.
They hate him, anyway.
But Alphys - why's she still stickin' with him, huh? Why's she still here?
She's good people. That's why.]
'S Sans, [he drawls.] 'Sssss Sans. Sans the skeleton.
Heh heh.
Anyway. I just - wanted to call 'n see how you're doin'. You're a - you're a good pal. Y'know that, right? Y'know that you're a good pal? 'Cause I'm real bad at, at textin' you back sometimes and I want you t'know that it don't mean anything, yeah?