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sciencelizard) wrote2016-10-10 09:21 pm
sciencelizard) wrote2016-10-10 09:21 pm
« [IC Inbox- Hadriel]
"This is Alphys. Uh, l-leave a message, please!"
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"This is Alphys. Uh, l-leave a message, please!"
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[ha. haha. ohkAY THEN.]
wh
oh
is he uh
okay????????
did you talk to him
wh
oh
is he uh
okay????????
did you talk to him
oh. jeez
that's uh
that's awkward
probably better asgore isnt here huh
thatd be hard for him i imagine
are they
gonna be okay all by themselves
that's uh
that's awkward
probably better asgore isnt here huh
thatd be hard for him i imagine
are they
gonna be okay all by themselves
i'd say so, yeah.
they're pretty sturdy kids.
frisk and chara are, anyway. i'm not too sure about the crown prince himself.
but i gotta feeling they'll look after each other.
[Chara would look after their presumed brother, wouldn't they? 'Course, that's just a hunch on his part, and he could be wrong about it. But at this point? He kinda doubts it.]
can't say for certain.
i never really met him.
they're pretty sturdy kids.
frisk and chara are, anyway. i'm not too sure about the crown prince himself.
but i gotta feeling they'll look after each other.
[Chara would look after their presumed brother, wouldn't they? 'Course, that's just a hunch on his part, and he could be wrong about it. But at this point? He kinda doubts it.]
can't say for certain.
i never really met him.
i mean... yeah lol
theyre pretty sturdy but they are
kids
then again what are we gonna help with that they dont have
its not like wed be good
idk parents or whatever haha
gosh can you imagine
no nevermind i do Not Want To Imagine
anyway uh
theyll be
fine
most likely
yeah
theyre pretty sturdy but they are
kids
then again what are we gonna help with that they dont have
its not like wed be good
idk parents or whatever haha
gosh can you imagine
no nevermind i do Not Want To Imagine
anyway uh
theyll be
fine
most likely
yeah
heh. i think at best i'd make an irresponsible uncle.
[And that's a weird enough thought, honestly. 'Specially since he ain't anywhere near close enough toe either of the kids to be quantifiable as a "friend," let alone somethin' like "family."]
but yeah, probably.
just figured i'd give you a heads-up.
[And that's a weird enough thought, honestly. 'Specially since he ain't anywhere near close enough toe either of the kids to be quantifiable as a "friend," let alone somethin' like "family."]
but yeah, probably.
just figured i'd give you a heads-up.
hah same
stick me up as the big wine aunt amirite
or like
the vodka aunt
vodka is more correct
like look its Alphys, The Vodka Aunt Disaster
thats me 100%
but uh thanks
for letting me know
i probably just... won't talk to them at all!!!!!
itd be weird right
like they dont even know me
stick me up as the big wine aunt amirite
or like
the vodka aunt
vodka is more correct
like look its Alphys, The Vodka Aunt Disaster
thats me 100%
but uh thanks
for letting me know
i probably just... won't talk to them at all!!!!!
itd be weird right
like they dont even know me
honestly i dont think ive even been there
too many people lol
but its... probably nice
[The second part makes her cringe a little, though, because... hhhh yeah this is information she does have.]
well...
asgore did kind of imply that... it was a long time ago, and...
y'know, with what happened, and
actually do you know what happened
bc im realizing asgore told me and it mightve been in confidence
too many people lol
but its... probably nice
[The second part makes her cringe a little, though, because... hhhh yeah this is information she does have.]
well...
asgore did kind of imply that... it was a long time ago, and...
y'know, with what happened, and
actually do you know what happened
bc im realizing asgore told me and it mightve been in confidence
you ever need a pick-me-up we can swing around there sometime.
i know the bartender, she's cool.
she's a monster too sorta, even if she doesn't really look it a bunch.
i mean i know the story. everybody does.
human falls down, human gets sick. human dies.
asriel absorbs their soul.
they both die.
[He's gotta hunch about who that human might be, but...he ain't real sure of that yet. Might not wanna get into it just yet while it's still just a workin' hypothesis.]
i know the bartender, she's cool.
she's a monster too sorta, even if she doesn't really look it a bunch.
i mean i know the story. everybody does.
human falls down, human gets sick. human dies.
asriel absorbs their soul.
they both die.
[He's gotta hunch about who that human might be, but...he ain't real sure of that yet. Might not wanna get into it just yet while it's still just a workin' hypothesis.]
theres more monsters here???
like not-from-our-world-but-still-our-type-of-monster monsters??
i might uhm take u up on that
[Okay, okay, just the legend stuff. Not the uh. Chara stuff. No need for her to go spreading that around.]
yeah thats p much it
the details are pretty inconsequential
but... yeah that was wayyy before i was the royal scientist so
it must be pretty jarring for him
[Not that she'd know how weird it is to wake up after thinking yourself dead or anything!!! haha!!! absolutely not]
like not-from-our-world-but-still-our-type-of-monster monsters??
i might uhm take u up on that
[Okay, okay, just the legend stuff. Not the uh. Chara stuff. No need for her to go spreading that around.]
yeah thats p much it
the details are pretty inconsequential
but... yeah that was wayyy before i was the royal scientist so
it must be pretty jarring for him
[Not that she'd know how weird it is to wake up after thinking yourself dead or anything!!! haha!!! absolutely not]
[Alphys could stand to get out a lot more. But that's obvious. And not the current debacle.]
well uhm
thats good at least
thanks for telling me
ill probably see them around or
something
well uhm
thats good at least
thanks for telling me
ill probably see them around or
something
thanks
somebodys gotta let my basement dwelling ass know about New Things lmao
let me know if u
do wanna go out or w/e tho
c u when u get home!!!! =^w^=
somebodys gotta let my basement dwelling ass know about New Things lmao
let me know if u
do wanna go out or w/e tho
c u when u get home!!!! =^w^=
[Have a picture, Alphys.
It is a picture of a skeleton, buried up to his neck in sand. Seems the illusion carries all the way into photographs, and hopefully, it'll stay that way.
He looks like he's having fun.
The picture has aptly been titled; 2 much Sands, 2 little time.]
Do you think this counts as shellfcare?
It is a picture of a skeleton, buried up to his neck in sand. Seems the illusion carries all the way into photographs, and hopefully, it'll stay that way.
He looks like he's having fun.
The picture has aptly been titled; 2 much Sands, 2 little time.]
Do you think this counts as shellfcare?
Edited 2017-01-10 12:53 (UTC)
[Oh my god this is wonderful. Why can't she print this out like, poster-size for the apartment. Omg.]
idk lmao
does it count as a bath???
bc he could use one of those anyway
idk lmao
does it count as a bath???
bc he could use one of those anyway
[ALPHYS WOW THAT IS RUDE.]
If it did then I could do his laundry.
Why doesn't Papyrus make him wash his clothes?
If it did then I could do his laundry.
Why doesn't Papyrus make him wash his clothes?
have u ever Tried to get sans' clothes off
he just lays around naked and nobody wants that
besides i dont think papyrus even wants to touch sans' clothes at this point
[I mean, she sure doesn't.]
he just lays around naked and nobody wants that
besides i dont think papyrus even wants to touch sans' clothes at this point
[I mean, she sure doesn't.]
How do you know he just lays around naked if you've never seen him wash his clothes?
[How many cameras are installed throughout the Underground, precisely?]
[How many cameras are installed throughout the Underground, precisely?]
[not like that NOT LIKE THAT]
bc papyrus does it eventually
or well
thats what hes told me
are u implying i have seen sans naked bc no
nnnooononnononnono omg
i would burn
my Eyes
bc papyrus does it eventually
or well
thats what hes told me
are u implying i have seen sans naked bc no
nnnooononnononnono omg
i would burn
my Eyes
Hi. I'd really like to hang out with you but I'm not coming over to your house anymore. Can we meet up sometime?
[TOO LATE SINNER THEMS CRAWLS ON YOUR BACK]
Does that mean you've thought about it, though? I dunno if Papyrus should've told you that, I don't think Sans wants people thinking about him naked.
Does that mean you've thought about it, though? I dunno if Papyrus should've told you that, I don't think Sans wants people thinking about him naked.
oh! uh
okay
why not our house
is there something wrong w it
i mean its ok if there is uh
where do u wanna hang out???
okay
why not our house
is there something wrong w it
i mean its ok if there is uh
where do u wanna hang out???
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