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Well, uh... a giant s-spider followed Papyrus home.

[Come to think of it, she hasn't seen that spider in a while. She knew they were going around together at Summerween. Huh.]

And uhm, I think Chara got a rocket launcher, which, uh, is really just dangerous for e-everyone involved. But, uh, o-obviously they haven't used it. I don't know about, uhm, a-anyone else.

Oh! I didn't know Muffet was here!

[He grins, making it obvious that he was joking.]

...a rocket launcher. A rocket launcher??? Next you're going to tell me someone pulled out a tank.

[He shakes his head, turning his attention to her notes.]

So. What's the damage, doc?

[She's already writing down notes, so she absentmindedly answers.]

Oh, I think s-someone did, it was on the network... I wasn't paying attention.

[Because she was stopping Sans from falling into a pit of existential despair, if we're being real here. But she thinks she has what she needs.]

W-Well, I could seal it up with heat to re-melt the glass, but it'd s-still be cloudy in that area-- but you w-wouldn't have to be, uhm, disabled. Otherwise I could just replace the canister, since it's a n-non essential part and we have the supplies, but it's gonna take a few hours of you being off. If t-that's okay.

[Mettaton looks to the reader like an actor looks to the camera on the Office.]

Of course. Of course someone did.

[Rebuilding the 4th wall over here, Mettaton turns his attention back to Alphys and he looks deadly serious.]

Cloudy glass is not a part of my aesthetic, Alphys. You'll have to knock me out. We have no other choice.

[She rolls her eyes, because of course he'd have an issue with cloudy glass.]

Fine, fine. You're lucky w-we're here in Wonderland and it's easy for m-me to get nice glass. You k-know the usual precautions, and uh...

[She bends over and fiddles around with something on the floor before popping up with a cord.]

And plug y-yourself in so you don't lose power and all t-that.

Wonderland really knows how to treat a man. I'm sure if you went to that closet over there you'll find the glass you need along with some workable steel.

[He lies back, plugging the cord into his main charger into his neck, giving a small shiver at the sudden influx of electricity. He pauses for a moment, looks at her, and smiles.]

Thank you, Alphys. I don't know what I would do without you.

[She smiles, but rolls her eyes anyway. He's so cheesy.]

I'll w-wake you up in a bit and it should be fine. Sleep well, or s-something!

[She lets Mettaton fade off as she plots over to the closet to retrieve her supplies and get to work.]

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